lifeinabox66:

This is it, kids! The one and only Sabriel-themed filk of Hercules’ ‘I Won’t Say I’m In Love’!

Starring:

Gabriel, as sung by Aluminium

Greek chorus of one, as sung by Lifeinabox66

The faint, arrhythmic strumming of a ukulele, by Lifeinabox66

Aaaaaand lyrics, by Lifeinabox66!

                    

GABRIEL: If there’s a priiize for unmitigated awesome…  

I guess I’ve already won, like, every single one of those ever issued.

No Sam is worth the aggravation!

I’m not attached – and I do not miss you!

CHORUS: Who’d you think you’re fooling?

He means more than heaven to you,

Thought he needed schooling,

Then he turned around and taught you,

(GABRIEL: Shut uuuuuuuup!)

CHORUS: Destiny’s a choice and,

Vessels have a voice,

How could you help but fall?

 

GABRIEL: Fuck you! Not fair! This is crazy – the hell?

CHORUS: You think his hair is amazing as well!

GABRIEL: You’re dead, I swear! I won’t say I’m in love.

The kid’s a temperamental douchebag,

A spoiled brat with a death wish,

I’m not surprised that Lucy wants him,

He’s got the brains of your average goldfish.

CHORUS: You’re not even trying,

Can it with the indignation,

How could we be lying?

We’re in your imagination!

(GABRIEL: Shut uuuuup!)

CHORUS: Everyone can see it,

Hon, we guarantee it

That you’ve got a thing for Sam!

GABRIEL:  Give me a break, I’m not halfway in love!

CHORUS: Give up, give in, you’re head over your pinions!

GABRIEL: It’s your mistake; would you call this ‘in love’?

CHORUS: Pipe down! Relax! Check the facts: you’re in love!

GABRIEL: You’ve got some gall; I won’t say it,

 I’ll kill you all – I won’t say it!

 

CHORUS: Calm down! He’ll call,

Cause guess what? He’s in love.

GABRIEL: Shuuuuut uuuuup…

I must be crazed…

Doesn’t mean I’m in love…

thuschucksaid:

By Request! We did a thing. Bowling For Soup parody and all that. JRaG’s lyric-skills are FUCKING FLAWLESS AND NEXT WEEKEND IS NJCON! WOOOOOOOOOO. SEE YOU THERE, BITCHES. -SDG

2005 (Parody) - Thus Chuck Said

We did not foresee 
Dean in purgatory
Monsters gonna kick his ass
‘Cause now he’s lost his Cas

We never had much fun
Since leaving season one
He’s far away from Sam,
And now we’re in a jam,

I was gonna be a hunter
I was gonna save some lives
I was gonna get some ass
in the back of Daddy’s car

My black impala
goes driving by ya
but I just lost my  life
and nothing. has been. all right

Chorus
since Jess, and Joanna,
right around Saginaw,
Sam/I was fine but, had nightmares,
and complained that it was not fair
that since he/I finished high school,
Dad said college was uncool,
and our lives both took a dive
back in, back in, in 2005

I knew all the classics,
I knew every line,
Driver picks all the songs,
and Sam would roll his eyes.

I rocked out to Muse
While drinking all the booze
Then I would get real mad
Whenever Sam brought up dad

Where’s the Colt and the damn Devil’s trap?
And why do I have to act like such a fucking sap?
When did hunting monsters become demons,
Whatever happened to Hook Man,  Sirens,
(and the rugarus)

Chorus

Dean hates Mike, make him stop
When did Castiel become such a cock?
And when did Gabriel deserve to go to hell?
Make Tuesday
stop, stop, stop!
And bring back

Chorus

katiebug445:

New Sabriel song. 

Eep… I apologize for vocal fails…

Hummingbird Heartbeat (because I am uncreative and can’t think of anything better) 

LYRICS!

You make me feel like I’m losing my sanity

Your honey eyes, and pick up lines, do weird things to me

You look at me like I’m the sweetest candy you’ve ever seen

Under the covers we’re one, buzzing with energy. 

Let’s go away, maybe a private beach in Miami

This connection with you is supernaturally

Some call it science; we call it profoundly

This is the story of an angel and his Sammy. 

And though the seasons will change, our love will stay the same

You give me that hummingbird heartbeat

Spread your wings, away we fly. 

Your candy-coated lips taste so sweet. 

It gives me a hummingbird heartbeat. 

Hummingbird heartbeat

Hummingbird heartbeat.

Hummingbird heartbeat

Drove over a million miles, just my brother and me

Found a being with the meaning to make me see

You’re so angelic, got me ready to just drop. 

Constantly craving for a taste of your lollipop. 

Always on the edge of falling apart 

You keep me laughing and you own all of my heart

I see mischief in your eyes, your eyes 

We’ve got a future full of spirits and demon lies. 

And though the seasons will change, our love will stay the same

You give me that hummingbird heartbeat

Spread your wings, away we fly. 

Your candy-coated lips taste so sweet. 

It gives me a hummingbird heartbeat. 

Hummingbird heartbeat.

Hummingbird heartbeat

You love me, you tease me, never leave me. 

When we’re in perfect harmony, you make me sing like, like a symphony.

Spread your wings, away we fly. 

Your candy-coated lips taste so sweet. 

It gives me a hummingbird heartbeat. 

Hummingbird heartbeat.

Hummingbird heartbeat

Spread your wings, away we fly. 

Your candy-coated lips taste so sweet. 

It gives me a hummingbird heartbeat. 

Hummingbird heartbeat.

Hummingbird heartbeat

katiebug445:

There is no excuse for this. I am so sorry. Brooke said for me to do a Ke$ha song for Sabriel…. jhngoirjugek blame her. 

Gabriel, Sam.

LYRICS!

 I am in love, with who you are, not who you should be. 

And I am, I am starstuck, with every part of our story. 

If it’s just tonight, the archangel inside, let him live and die

‘Cause it’s the end of time, and I don’t want to hide, let us live and die. 

This is our last chance, give me your hand, ‘cause my world is spinning at the speed of life. 

My will is fading, walls are breaking, now just come and save me or I’m gonna die. 

Oh, oh. 

I’m in too deep, and I’ll win this fight. I’ll show you magic. 

And I don’t want us complete, I want to survive, and not be a tragedy. 

Oh, oh. 

So if it’s just tonight, the demon-blood inside, let it live and die!

This is my last chance, give me a hand, ‘cause your bro is coming and I’m in his sights. 

My Grace is fading, heart is breaking, now tell me you love me ‘cause I’m ‘bout to die. 

Oh, oh. 

This is our last chance, give me your hand, ‘cause my world is spinning at the speed of life. 

My will is fading, walls are breaking, now just come and save me or I’m gonna die. 

Oh, oh. 

katiebug445:

I tried. That’s all I can say. 

~Sabriel~

I run from fate. 

I run from destiny. 

And the life chosen for me. 

But I run too late. 

I run from my life. 

But it always catches me. 

I run from my past, but I moved too fast

Or too slow it seems

When lies become the truth 

That’s when I run to you. 

This world keeps spinning faster 

Into a new disaster so I run to you. 

I run to you Sammy.  

When it all starts coming undone, 

Baby you’re the only one I run to. 

I run to you. 

~Destiel~

We run for truth. 

Your life and mine

Like the sands of time

Slipping right into you. 

And our love, it gets me through. 

That’s why I turn to you. 

This world has delt me some shit

And now the Apocalypse, so I run to you. 

I run to you baby 

When Heaven’s coming undone

Baby you’re the only one I run to. 

I run to you. 

Oh I run to you. 

~Whoever~

This world keeps spinning faster

To a new disaster so I run to you. 

I run to you baby. 

When it all starts coming undone, 

I run to you. 

I run to you, yeah.

thuschucksaid:

HEY HEY YOU, YOU I DON’T LIKE THE FACT THAT YOU HAVEN’T VOTED FOR ME ON THIS POLL. unless you have. in that case, i love you. but also, this song. LOL. it was originally gonna be a destiel piece, but we found it more appropriate to gabriel’s brand of sentiment -SDG

NO WAY NO WAY I’M STILL AT WORK FOR FOUR MORE HOURS. whatevvvssss. enjoy another Sabriel parody and vote for SDG :D -JRaG

Chorus

HEY HEY YOU YOU
I DON’T LIKE YOUR ANGEL
NO WAY NO WAY
I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE
HEY HEY YOU YOU
I DON’T LIKE YOUR ANGEL

HEY HEY YOU YOU
I KINDA LIKE YOUR VESSEL
NO WAY NO WAY
NO IT’S NOT A SECRET
HEY HEY YOU YOU
I WANT YOU TO BE MY ANGEL

Well don’t you know I’m not, the motherfucking trickster
And you’re a mutt, a human-demon mix, sir
Should that stop me? You can’t stop me now.
By all accounts you should shout out, “ABOMINATION”
But isn’t that an irresistible temptation.
You wanna stop the devil I’ll tell you how

PreChorus
Luke’s, like, such an asshole
‘Cause he’s the fucking devil
I think you should take me in
‘Cause that’s the only way you’re gonna win

Chorus

You’re so big and you’re a hick And you’re so precious
I hate your bro, ‘cause he’s a hoe And he’s so vicious
Don’t you know what I could do to help you just say no?
But you’re a prick, go suck my dick Wait, do you like me?
Why’d you ask, I’ll fucking blast you to next century
I see how it is, but you better be immortal.

PreChorus
Chorus

I know you’re hung up on getting with Lucifer
But I know I, yeah I can treat you better
Don’t worry about me, if I get ganked and
Well I’m so stupid what the hell was I thinkin?

Chorus