lifeinabox66:

This is it, kids! The one and only Sabriel-themed filk of Hercules’ ‘I Won’t Say I’m In Love’!

Starring:

Gabriel, as sung by Aluminium

Greek chorus of one, as sung by Lifeinabox66

The faint, arrhythmic strumming of a ukulele, by Lifeinabox66

Aaaaaand lyrics, by Lifeinabox66!

                    

GABRIEL: If there’s a priiize for unmitigated awesome…  

I guess I’ve already won, like, every single one of those ever issued.

No Sam is worth the aggravation!

I’m not attached – and I do not miss you!

CHORUS: Who’d you think you’re fooling?

He means more than heaven to you,

Thought he needed schooling,

Then he turned around and taught you,

(GABRIEL: Shut uuuuuuuup!)

CHORUS: Destiny’s a choice and,

Vessels have a voice,

How could you help but fall?

 

GABRIEL: Fuck you! Not fair! This is crazy – the hell?

CHORUS: You think his hair is amazing as well!

GABRIEL: You’re dead, I swear! I won’t say I’m in love.

The kid’s a temperamental douchebag,

A spoiled brat with a death wish,

I’m not surprised that Lucy wants him,

He’s got the brains of your average goldfish.

CHORUS: You’re not even trying,

Can it with the indignation,

How could we be lying?

We’re in your imagination!

(GABRIEL: Shut uuuuup!)

CHORUS: Everyone can see it,

Hon, we guarantee it

That you’ve got a thing for Sam!

GABRIEL:  Give me a break, I’m not halfway in love!

CHORUS: Give up, give in, you’re head over your pinions!

GABRIEL: It’s your mistake; would you call this ‘in love’?

CHORUS: Pipe down! Relax! Check the facts: you’re in love!

GABRIEL: You’ve got some gall; I won’t say it,

 I’ll kill you all – I won’t say it!

 

CHORUS: Calm down! He’ll call,

Cause guess what? He’s in love.

GABRIEL: Shuuuuut uuuuup…

I must be crazed…

Doesn’t mean I’m in love…

thuschucksaid:

By Request! We did a thing. Bowling For Soup parody and all that. JRaG’s lyric-skills are FUCKING FLAWLESS AND NEXT WEEKEND IS NJCON! WOOOOOOOOOO. SEE YOU THERE, BITCHES. -SDG

2005 (Parody) - Thus Chuck Said

We did not foresee 
Dean in purgatory
Monsters gonna kick his ass
‘Cause now he’s lost his Cas

We never had much fun
Since leaving season one
He’s far away from Sam,
And now we’re in a jam,

I was gonna be a hunter
I was gonna save some lives
I was gonna get some ass
in the back of Daddy’s car

My black impala
goes driving by ya
but I just lost my  life
and nothing. has been. all right

Chorus
since Jess, and Joanna,
right around Saginaw,
Sam/I was fine but, had nightmares,
and complained that it was not fair
that since he/I finished high school,
Dad said college was uncool,
and our lives both took a dive
back in, back in, in 2005

I knew all the classics,
I knew every line,
Driver picks all the songs,
and Sam would roll his eyes.

I rocked out to Muse
While drinking all the booze
Then I would get real mad
Whenever Sam brought up dad

Where’s the Colt and the damn Devil’s trap?
And why do I have to act like such a fucking sap?
When did hunting monsters become demons,
Whatever happened to Hook Man,  Sirens,
(and the rugarus)

Chorus

Dean hates Mike, make him stop
When did Castiel become such a cock?
And when did Gabriel deserve to go to hell?
Make Tuesday
stop, stop, stop!
And bring back

Chorus

katiebug445:

New Sabriel song. 

Eep… I apologize for vocal fails…

Hummingbird Heartbeat (because I am uncreative and can’t think of anything better) 

LYRICS!

You make me feel like I’m losing my sanity

Your honey eyes, and pick up lines, do weird things to me

You look at me like I’m the sweetest candy you’ve ever seen

Under the covers we’re one, buzzing with energy. 

Let’s go away, maybe a private beach in Miami

This connection with you is supernaturally

Some call it science; we call it profoundly

This is the story of an angel and his Sammy. 

And though the seasons will change, our love will stay the same

You give me that hummingbird heartbeat

Spread your wings, away we fly. 

Your candy-coated lips taste so sweet. 

It gives me a hummingbird heartbeat. 

Hummingbird heartbeat

Hummingbird heartbeat.

Hummingbird heartbeat

Drove over a million miles, just my brother and me

Found a being with the meaning to make me see

You’re so angelic, got me ready to just drop. 

Constantly craving for a taste of your lollipop. 

Always on the edge of falling apart 

You keep me laughing and you own all of my heart

I see mischief in your eyes, your eyes 

We’ve got a future full of spirits and demon lies. 

And though the seasons will change, our love will stay the same

You give me that hummingbird heartbeat

Spread your wings, away we fly. 

Your candy-coated lips taste so sweet. 

It gives me a hummingbird heartbeat. 

Hummingbird heartbeat.

Hummingbird heartbeat

You love me, you tease me, never leave me. 

When we’re in perfect harmony, you make me sing like, like a symphony.

Spread your wings, away we fly. 

Your candy-coated lips taste so sweet. 

It gives me a hummingbird heartbeat. 

Hummingbird heartbeat.

Hummingbird heartbeat

Spread your wings, away we fly. 

Your candy-coated lips taste so sweet. 

It gives me a hummingbird heartbeat. 

Hummingbird heartbeat.

Hummingbird heartbeat

thuschucksaid:

I fucking hate the tenor range. I ship Auto-Tune/TCS. Like hardcore. Other than that, there is only One Direction for these two angels. HAAAAYYYYYLLLLLLL. Lucifer, Michael, Both of these assholes -SDG

JRaG isn’t a singer so rude ginger don’t give a fuck about no vocal range. anyways, enjoy :D and for those of you going, 6 weeks til NJcon :D:D:D:D:D:D -JRaG

What Makes You My Vessel - Thus Chuck Said

You’re six foot four
You know my lore
So big and ripped when you knock down that do-o-or
You’re big and strong, and half-demon
You can’t hide from me and you can’t run
Everyone else in the world can see it
Everyone else but you

Sammy you get all the girls like nobody else
The way that you burn these ghosts gets me overwhelmed
The way you torture and kill, it ain’t hard to tell
You don’t know-oh-oh
You don’t know you’re my vessel
If only you saw what I could see
You’ll understand why your body was meant for me
Right now I’m lookin’ at you and I can’t believe
You don’t know-oh-oh
You don’t know you could be cru-u-uel
That’s what makes you my vessel

Me and Dean
Sam and Luci
You know that we’re meant to possess your bo-o-dies.
For the end
Armageddon
Together you and I will defend heaven
Everyone else in the world can see it
Everyone else but you

Dean-o, you get my brothers like nobody else
The way that your soul burns bright gets me so overwhelmed
The way you’re loyal to your dad, it ain’t hard to tell
You don’t know-oh-oh
You don’t know you’re my vessel
If only you saw what I could see
You’ll understand why your body was meant for me
Right now I’m lookin’ at you and I can’t believe
You don’t know-oh-oh
You would help Castiel fa-ah-all
I thought you were my vessel!

 Na x 9283472938472

Winchesters give us headaches like nobody else
The way they always say no gets me overwhelmed
I just want Lucifer to end up back in hell/I just want to never end up back in hell
Don’t say no-oh-oh
Now you know you’re my vessel

Winchesters, say yes or go back to hell
We’ll throw your dad in, your mom in, and Jo Harvelle
Ruby and Cas will be dead and you’ve got no help
So you know-oh-oh 
You’re doomed to be our vessels
If only you saw what I can see
The apocalypse ending in victory
Right now I’m looking at you and I can’t believe
You’d say no-oh-oh
To properly be my vessel
Say yes to being my vessel

And that’s why the whole world will fall

katiebug445:

I just have a lot of feels today. I am sorry for this. 

Sam, Dean, Cas

LYRICS: 

Have you ever felt someone’s life slip from your hands? 

Closed your eyes and trusted one of the damned? 

Have you ever thrown a fistful of rock salt in the air? 

Have you ever looked the Devil in the eyes and said 

“I just don’t care.”? 

It’s only have past the point of no return, 

Breaking the last seal

The salt before the burn 

The planning before the fighting 

The desperate breath before the prayer

Have you ever felt this way? 

Have you ever hated yourself for being so alone?

33 wasted years of life and what have you shown? 

Have you ever been touched so gently you felt you could cry?

Have you ever trusted someone so completely with your life?

It’s only one year ‘til oblivion

An hour-glass on the table 

And the sand is almost gone

The breath before goodbye 

And the deal before the flames

Have you ever felt this way? 

There you are, saving me from Hell 

Clutching my arm and

Calling me righteous

You called me righteous 

Have you ever wished for an endless night? 

Looked into someone’s eyes and smiled, and wished with your might?

Have you ever… held your breath and said to yourself

Rebelling was the one thing I’ve done right. 

Done right. 

katiebug445:

IDK, something around 7x21? 

I don’t know… 

It’s been so long since I’ve seen his face. 

You say he’s doing alright… 

I still recall a  broken angel. 

How it hurt so bad to see him fall. 

I wish he was there when I called. 

Send him my love. 

Our memories remain. 

Send him my love. 

Grace is staring to fade. 

Send him my love. 

A new motel, a different room. 

I’m on the road again. 

He needs so much more 

Than I can give. 

I know our love cannot

Pretend. 

Broken hearts can sometimes mend. 

Send him my love. 

Our memories remain

Send him my love. 

Grace is starting to fade. 

Send him my love. 

Calling out his name, I’m screaming.

Reflections of his death I’m seeing. 

It’s his voice that always will haunt me. 

Send him my love

Our memories remain. 

Send him my love

Grace is starting to fade. 

Send him, send him my love. 

saintdoriangray:

Welp, anon. I got 2/3 + Bonus Mary/John. Actually, it’s mostly about the car. As it should be. Enjoy, betches.

Winchester Brand Love (Johnny and June) - SDG

I once knew a guy back in the day with a
‘67 Impala Chevrolet
Fixed her real good
Loved her like he would, never lose her
He would drive around huntin’ ghosts
With his brother and a fallen holy host
Save a small town
Won’t come back around
But do it all again

I want a love like Sammy and Dean
Got your back, you’re all I need
Saving people
Hunting things
till there’s nothing left
I wanna love, love you that much
Strike up a deal
Give my soul up
If you’re gone, I’ve got no life to lead
Like Sammy and Dean

I knew an angel who once fell from grace
Just to land in that Chevrolet
He was gripped tight
And tried to do right
By his given charge

I wanna love like Dean and Castiel
Blasts through worlds and fight through hell
Wanna save you
Fight with you
Till I’ve got nothin’ left
I wanna love, love you that much
Save the denial
Give my grace  up
Till there’s nothin’ but an empty shell
Like Dean and Castiel

Fighting through it all
I’d still fall
This choice here is mine
They don’t make love like that anymore
Is that too much to be askin’ for?

I want a love like Mary and John
Where nothin’s right and everything’s wrong
If you leave me, don’t you leave me
Not right now.
I wanna love, love you that much
I’d strike up a deal,
Give my soul up
My life is nothin, if you’re ever gone
Like Mary and John

When the world’s gone, there’ll be no tears to cry
Only the Winchesters’ ninety lives
I’ll remember, remember
A love like that

saintdoriangray:

Super Off-Key. Super Hoarse. IDGAF. #YOLO. Download that shit on my SoundCloud.

Dean and Sam (Spiderman Theme Style)

Dean and Sam, Dean and Sam
Do whatever Ghost Hunters Can
Shoot a Gun, Get the salt
Make a bunch of angels fall
Look out!
Here comes Dean and Sam

Are they strong?
Listen, Hon
Sam gets hot with Demon blood.
Can Dean get killed a thousand times?
Ask the trickster—Except he died.
Hey there
There goes Dean and Sam.

In the woods, the Hospital
Dean’s the gayest of them all
And now Lucifer
Will wear Sam to his debutante Ball

Cas and Bobby, Dean and Sam
The Motley Crew Winchester Clan
Assbut, Idjit, Bitch and Jerk
Dean never does his share of research
Get out! Cas, Bobby, Dean and Sam

But then two of them died,
Except not—the writers lied
And now Bobby’s a ghost
And Cas lost all of his marbles

Dean and Sam, Dean and Sam
Those Winchesters, Dean and Sam
They’re so dirt poor, broke as fuck
Seems the bad guys have all the luck.

Beware, ghosts and demons will get ganked
Werewolves and vampires get shanked
By those badasses Dean and Sam

katiebug445:

There is no excuse for this. I am so sorry. Brooke said for me to do a Ke$ha song for Sabriel…. jhngoirjugek blame her. 

Gabriel, Sam.

LYRICS!

 I am in love, with who you are, not who you should be. 

And I am, I am starstuck, with every part of our story. 

If it’s just tonight, the archangel inside, let him live and die

‘Cause it’s the end of time, and I don’t want to hide, let us live and die. 

This is our last chance, give me your hand, ‘cause my world is spinning at the speed of life. 

My will is fading, walls are breaking, now just come and save me or I’m gonna die. 

Oh, oh. 

I’m in too deep, and I’ll win this fight. I’ll show you magic. 

And I don’t want us complete, I want to survive, and not be a tragedy. 

Oh, oh. 

So if it’s just tonight, the demon-blood inside, let it live and die!

This is my last chance, give me a hand, ‘cause your bro is coming and I’m in his sights. 

My Grace is fading, heart is breaking, now tell me you love me ‘cause I’m ‘bout to die. 

Oh, oh. 

This is our last chance, give me your hand, ‘cause my world is spinning at the speed of life. 

My will is fading, walls are breaking, now just come and save me or I’m gonna die. 

Oh, oh. 

katiebug445:

I tried. That’s all I can say. 

~Sabriel~

I run from fate. 

I run from destiny. 

And the life chosen for me. 

But I run too late. 

I run from my life. 

But it always catches me. 

I run from my past, but I moved too fast

Or too slow it seems

When lies become the truth 

That’s when I run to you. 

This world keeps spinning faster 

Into a new disaster so I run to you. 

I run to you Sammy.  

When it all starts coming undone, 

Baby you’re the only one I run to. 

I run to you. 

~Destiel~

We run for truth. 

Your life and mine

Like the sands of time

Slipping right into you. 

And our love, it gets me through. 

That’s why I turn to you. 

This world has delt me some shit

And now the Apocalypse, so I run to you. 

I run to you baby 

When Heaven’s coming undone

Baby you’re the only one I run to. 

I run to you. 

Oh I run to you. 

~Whoever~

This world keeps spinning faster

To a new disaster so I run to you. 

I run to you baby. 

When it all starts coming undone, 

I run to you. 

I run to you, yeah.